Not Pumpkins

I smell! Just watered the allotment and a neighbour had a big bonfire, the smoke was blowing across my plot - now I smell like a kipper. A true autumnal fragrance.

Not pumpkins!

The seed packet said 'Pumpkin', these look more like ornamental gourds. They're small and have very tough skin - I was going to cook one at the week-end but couldn't get the knife through it! We certainly won't be carving them for Hallowe'en.